rumblespheres:

officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of

bees

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toxicglooo:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

(via illegalaustralien)

sisyphusshrugged:

omw to jupiter to get more stupider you guys need anything??

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telapathetic:

my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports

(via lubricates)

moonpaw:

moonpaw:

waters so fuckin good! like glug bitch lol

this post always shoots up in notes around 2am i am onto you water loving fucks

(via illegalaustralien)

wordsnquotes:

“Don’t judge me simply for sinning a different sin than you did.”

—

(via wordsnquotes)

xtec:

Me: hey how’s it going

My Australian friend: ???????

Me: oh sorry

Me: noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ ʎǝɥ

Them: ohhhhhhh LOL the spiders are coming and I only have minutes left

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fastest-thing:

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

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